Location: Dulles Airport, Washington DC.
airport humor. On my way home to Raleigh-Durham via Washington DC. While
waiting to board the flight, a random passenger approached me.
Passenger: "When are scheduled to arrive?"
Me: "About midnight."
Passenger: "Is there a time change?"
Me: (momentarily stunned) (pick jaw off floor) (suppress snark) "No"
Best comment - Ransom Pate: “Ah yes, those sneaky north/south time zones”